SOME DRINKING ETIQUETTE

look and learn this art.... if you wanna be a professional drinker....

http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/issues/10_02/10_02_bar_signs.htm

or wanna be a bartender....

Defunkt the pistol that you pay for
This punk the feeling that you stay for
In time I want to be your best friend
Eastside love is living on the westend
Knock out but boy you better come to
Don't die you know the truth is some do
Go write your message on the pavement
Burnin' so bright I wonder what the wave meant