Showing posts with label Never Marry Software Family. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Never Marry Software Family. Show all posts

Wednesday, November 7, 2007

Never Marry Software Family

Never marry a Testing girl since she always doubts U .

Never marry a DATABASE girl since she always wan! ts her husband to be a UNIQUE key .

Never marry a C girl because she always have a tendency to BREAK ! the things and EXIT from house.

Never marry a C++ girl as u may encounter some problems in INHERITANCE.

Never marry a JAVA girl since she always throws EXCEPTIONS.

Never marry a VB girl since she has divorce FORM with her always.

Never marry a UNIX girl ,she always dump u with a core.

Never marry a PASCAL girl ,she always scolds u as rascal.

Never marry a COBOL girl since she may be very good in DIVISION of families.

Never marry a NETWORK girl since she may be very good in shooting troubles .

Better marry a girl not belonging to SOFTWARE FAMILY